An Open Letter to the Person at Work Who Locked Their Bike to Mine

by Tillie

Dear Person,

I’m not sure how you managed it, but this morning you locked your bike chain around my bike seat as well as your bike and the bike park. Top marks for knots  and inconvenience! The only thing that prevented me leaving you a passive-aggressive post-it was that I just so happened to have my shifting spanner with me to install my rear light, which I collected from the shop yesterday, so I was able to remove my bike seat to free my bike from said entanglement.

Next time there will be  post-it!